tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2776953281421752782.post2936110943979743360..comments2023-06-17T11:03:38.221+01:00Comments on Trying to follow Torah without Embarrassing HaShem : On a lighter note ....David Kavanagh http://www.blogger.com/profile/08418936234591060766noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2776953281421752782.post-46942583568808269742014-07-25T13:43:01.098+01:002014-07-25T13:43:01.098+01:00LOL! Great to see you guys still have your renowne...LOL! Great to see you guys still have your renowned sense of humour (:Paulnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2776953281421752782.post-76807983516118157732014-07-24T18:19:13.723+01:002014-07-24T18:19:13.723+01:00A rabbi and a priest are the lone passengers on a ...A rabbi and a priest are the lone passengers on a plane. Suddenly, the plane's engines conk out. Immediately, the priest grabs the only parachute and jumps out. <br />The pilot asks the rabbi, "How will you survive?" <br />The rabbi answers, "Don't worry about me, the priest took my tallis bag by mistake."Shmu'elhttp://hurryupshmuel.blogspot.co.uk/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2776953281421752782.post-88699281906078823072014-07-24T18:17:57.628+01:002014-07-24T18:17:57.628+01:00Oh and another -
Billy Graham went to see the Po...Oh and another - <br /><br />Billy Graham went to see the Pope in Rome. While he was waiting, Billy noticed a red phone. As he was ushered in to talk to the Pope, he asked, "What's the red phone for?" <br />"That's to talk to God," came the reply. <br />"Really," Billy gasped, "how much does such a call cost - it's an awful long way?" <br />"£10,000 a minute, but it's well worth it." answered the Pope. <br />Some weeks later, Billy Graham went to see the Chief Rabbi in Jerusalem. He noticed that he, too, had a red phone. "I don't suppose," asked Billy, "that this phone is to talk to God?" <br />"Yes it is." came the reply. <br />"And how much does that cost?" Billy inquired. <br />"Twenty pence a minute," shrugged the chief rabbi. <br />"How come it's so cheap?" Billy asked, "the Pope has a phone like that and it costs £10,000 a minute!" <br />"Well," grinned the Chief Rabbi, "From here it's just a local call."Shmu'elhttp://hurryupshmuel.blogspot.co.uk/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2776953281421752782.post-81907030090400919462014-07-24T18:17:31.621+01:002014-07-24T18:17:31.621+01:00Dov,
Great . Here is another one :
A Rabbi, ...Dov, <br /><br /><br />Great . Here is another one : <br /><br /><br />A Rabbi, a cantor, and a synagogue president were driving to a seminar when they were kidnapped. The highjackers asked the three of them to hand over all of their money and jewellery. When they replied that they hadn't any, the hijackers told them that immediately after their last wishes were fulfilled, they would be killed. <br />"My last wish," began the Rabbi, is to give a fascinating, complicated, long sermon that I have always wanted to but never been allowed to give." <br />"We will grant your wish," the hijackers replied. <br />"My last wish," said the cantor, "is to sing a beautiful, Yemenite style song, one of my own compositions lasting two hours. I have never been allowed to sing it." <br />"We'll let you sing it," replied the hijackers. <br />"What is your last wish," the hijackers asked the shul president. <br />"Please, please shoot me now."Shmu'elhttp://hurryupshmuel.blogspot.co.uk/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2776953281421752782.post-79439574282409047322014-07-24T16:17:14.170+01:002014-07-24T16:17:14.170+01:00LOL!LOL!Ruthnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2776953281421752782.post-73800466619251470742014-07-24T15:07:12.632+01:002014-07-24T15:07:12.632+01:00Hilarious !Hilarious !Esther Shabohttp://somersetjew.blogspot.co.uk/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2776953281421752782.post-8381587196112552782014-07-24T10:27:37.548+01:002014-07-24T10:27:37.548+01:00Hi Dov,
ROFL!! Thanks. just wot I needed today! ...Hi Dov,<br /><br /><br />ROFL!! Thanks. just wot I needed today! (:Hannahhttp://kavskoshercurry.blogspot.co.uk/noreply@blogger.com