Friday, 20 June 2014

French Police & the Englishman

Hey Dudes,

To lighten our moods, a friend sent me this annecdote the other day :

This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk.The French policeman stops his car and asks the gentleman if he has been drinking. With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married in the morning to a French man, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception and a quite few glasses of single malt there after. Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to alcotest (breath test) him and asks the Englishman if he knows under French Law why he is going to be arrested. The Englishman answers with humour: 'No sir, I do not! But while we're asking questions, do you know that this is a British car and my wife is driving... on the other side???'


  1. Dominique Vasilkovsky20 June 2014 at 13:47

    ROLF Sam! This is a much needed moment of tonic to cheer us all up!
    Thanks (:

  2. Thanks Dom!

    Sometimes laughter is like what we need, even in the most depressing of situations !


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