Monday, 19 May 2014

Red Dwarf ...

Hey Dudes and Dudesses ,

Classic British Sci- Fi comedy -

Which I was banned from watching when I was part of that wacky cult- because it was 'against Jesus' - which almost destroyed my life. 

-So now I'm free from all that crap & I'm now moved from my bro's house to my sister's pad , who's gone out for a smooch with her girlfriend, I'll watch it some more now!

Its cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere,
I'm all alone, more or less.
Let me fly, far away from here,
Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun.

I want to lie, shipwrecked and comotoase,
Drinking fresh, mango juice,
Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes,
Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun,
Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun.

I'll pack my bags and head into hyperspace
Where I'll succeed at time-warp speed
Spend my days in ultraviolet rays
Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun.

We'll lock on course straight through the universe
You and me and the galaxy
Reach the stage where hyper-drive's engaged
Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun,
Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun.


  1. Don't any of you people get your fucking asses to work?

    Typical of the Zionists to think that everyone else should do their work for them!

  2. We're all SELF- EMPLOYED MORON.

  3. Sam,

    He's a Sme-e-g-g h-ed!

  4. Hi bro!

    Great stuff. Did U manage to repair our mezuzah? Oh and what have U done with my David Lau fridge magnet?

  5. This Zionist is a hard worker & deserves a break now and again! And as Sam says we all run our own biz, so we can do what we like with our time.

  6. Garnel Ironheart19 May 2014 at 18:14

    Still not sure why the computer wwent from male to female or why Kryton changed in appearance after joining the show...

  7. David Lau fridge magnet ??! (: ?

  8. I'm not sure if they ever gave a 'plot' reason for that....

  9. Marcus Licinius Crassus19 May 2014 at 20:40

    Astrophysicists running their own businesses? You are doubtless employed by some liberal elite university such as Cambridge, Oxford or Hull.

  10. Baron Münchhausen19 May 2014 at 21:10

    Greetings my darlings.

    Top sci- fi-

    1. B 5
    2. Star Trek -TNG
    3. Dr Who
    4.Quantum Leap

  11. Agree with the list. But Start Trek TNG at no 2???! Come on dude! OK DIana Troy was well fit, but even so.

    "Phasers on Stun Mr Riker"

    I thought 'Deep Space 9' was better of the Trek .

    Better than "Into the Darkness with Cumberbatch!

  12. Hey, I didn't touch your fridge magnets. Nothing to do with me.

  13. I've got to admit I liked DS9 more than the TNG. Otherwise I agree with the list. I managed to get the whole series of B5 and I think it was one of the best sci -fi shows ever.

  14. Oh, I've found it ! Somehow managed to find its way behind the sofa...

  15. Hi Esther,

    Yes, we have fridge magnets with pictures of world religious leaders. We've even got a Justin Welby fridge magnet .

  16. Liked Red Dwarf. Not 100% on it being brought back. Perhaps that's the whiff on nostalgia on my part.

  17. Hey Sis!

    If U step outside right now, you will see our mezuzah is well and truly out and proud! Just like U (:


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